(Source: twitter.com, via mewwitch)
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In case anyone’s wondering is because getting an x ray once is so barely harmful that it rounds to zero but standing in front of an x ray emitter 40 hours a week for years will definitely kill you
If I go to the bar and have one drink with the bartender I’ll be fine. If the bartender has a drink with every patron then they will die
This is all true and immediately obvious to anyone who thinks about it for more than 1.5 seconds, but it doesn’t change the fact that “dude goes to egypt to press a button” is still the funniest set of words I’ve read today.
(Source: wonderytho, via mogogoat)
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“This is Jeremiah. Jeremiah wore safety goggles while angle grinding. Jeremiah still has his right eye. Be like Jeremiah.”
Via @tjconnorstweets
I feel like I need this specifically on my doll blog to remind myself to wear my safety goggles when doing heavy doll modding.
Tiffy, the fact that your auto-tagging system added “sfw” to the tag on this is extra appropriate.
(Source: catchymemes, via ame-kage)
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(Source: catsbeaversandducks, via finelikethis)
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- jeff bezos didn’t sign a pre-nup
- and cheated on his wife of 25 years with a married woman
- and washington state is a community property state, meaning that all assets acquired during a marriage are divided equally upon divorce
- meaning that jeff bezos has to give his wife half of his net worth
- and he is presently worth $137 billion
- and half of $137 billion is roughly
- $69 billion
- jeff bezos didn’t sign a pre-nup
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I screamed at this
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Lazaro Spring 2019 Bridal Couture Collection -
im literally not exaggerating when i tell you guys this video saved my life
(Source: youtu.be, via swingsetindecember)
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